Saturday, July 27, 2013

Session July 27 2013

"They must also perform acts of mortification every day."
by LJD

Speaking in Rabbit, Grandpa Shack sniffed a comment. "It is the story of the life of a rabbit. A) Run for cover, B) Never look back, C) Do not be concerned with your brother, your mother or the like.  For it is the call of the Wild Dog, and we must perform acts of moritification every day. I have seen headless rabbits, rabbit foot key chains, rabbit shishkebobs in the garden. Mortification is a constant for us. The next life will be different, I have no doubt. I have seen the signs in the Summer Moon."


"It wouldn't be a problem, he would see to that."
by PV

Pretty bleak out, the bloody fog had really closed in. A depressing fourth of July, no early picnickers with their screaming kids gamboling ahead of them, turning somersaults over dewy grass sparkled by a benevolent sun. Sylvester was stolid, he usually was stolid, grinding away unimaginable thoughts within that bird brain of his. Well, he'd been in pickles before, but no picnickers meant no leftovers, ipso facto no scurrying plump mice too heedless in their own greed to sense their immanent demise from the heavens. Sylvester turned one eye towards me. It wouldn't be a problem, he would see to that. "It is a true dilemma Thaddeus. Remember those hobos with the stolen turkey by the tracks? Well, they ought to be so stuffed now as to be incapable of discretionary thought. So you, Thaddeus, have to puff yourself up beyond the fire, becoming Thaddeus the Immense, the Colossus of Rhodes in the oaks, a bigger than life railroad cop descending on those stealing freeloaders. I will make the appropriate noises. When they have fled, we will have silence; almost all the consequent scurrying will be by our tiny, furry friends. We will have a feast.


"They would have to press forward without assurance."
by CC

Eldon knew it was down here, deep in the muck at the bottom of the pond. He kept rubbing his finger where the wedding ring had been not an hour ago. He has slipped and fallen into the pond to a chorus of hoots from diners on the patio at the restaurant where he and Milly had been eating before he decided to take a stroll. He did have awful indigestion, but that wasn't why he had left the table. No, he had been a little upset by her black lipstick. He didn't like black. She had stiffened and said "It's grape, stupid." So maybe falling into the pond wasn't really an accident. He stripped to his underwear and borrowed a snorkeling mask from a kid who had been watching. He might find the ring, or he might not. She might turn into a different woman, or not. They would have to press forward without assurance.




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"Such is life, he thought."
by BG

Frank was really put out by that company and all the policy changes they were recently moving forward with. He wished he'd never agreed to a contract for so many years. He just didn't want to make so many personal changes to accomodate the new concepts that they wanted him to work with. In the past, his work representing them had always been so pleasant. He brought a smile to people's faces when they saw him in advertisement. Now, what were they thinking when they decided to branch off in a new direction? Such is life, he thought. He guessed they just had to go with the flow and change with the times, but, really now, the new name was just so unimaginative. Zombiosity! Argh!


http://emorfes.com/2010/01/10/amazing-magical-realism-photography/
"He wouldn't return, no matter what they said."
By PR

After 10 years of searching he had finally found her...the one he had nearly given up on. With his heart beaming with emotion, he took her into his arms. Looking into her eyes, he knew that she could never leave her home. As his head began to spin with ideas a new feeling began to grow inside of him, profound and full of resolve. Neither joy nor despair gripped him now. There was only one absolute: Being with her. He could hear the voices of all of those close to him, all their advice and well wishes. But as he followed her into the great sea, he knew. He wouldn't return, no matter what they said.



http://xaxor.com/photography/30708-interesting-photo-manipulations-part-13.html
"When I'm sure I can trust your intentions, I'll get out of your way."
by RMAF

Sixtuplets fighting amongst themselves. When we're sure we can trust your intentions, we'll get out of your way. But until then, you three eggheads can remain sitting in the back row, where you belong!




http://www.etherealspirit101.blogspot.com/
"The end came quicker than expected."
by AD

Lucy P. Chevalier was a woman of many talents. She was a skilled  fashion designer who also did cover girl work for longer than any woman before her. A skilled artist, professional dancer  and photographer, she modeled most of her original work and her original designs sold very quickly for large amounts. She planned to do this work until the end of her life. The end came quicker than expected. This was the last photo taken of her. The moment of her death came when a group of hungry sea gulls pushed her over the railing trying to grab the lunch she packed, sending her crashing in shallow waters four stories below. She doesn't look so lovely now.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Session July 13 2013



http://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Movies/2013/0222/Bless-Me-Ultima-has-moments-where-its-magical-realism-shines
"Think before you bring stuff that you don't really need or want into the house."
 By PV

My grandmother was a wise Indian in Central Mexico. I remember her showing me the correct planting of corn. This was at the edge of the field. Our chuch was in the distance. Months later the corn field stretched away in the distance. On that fateful day I remembered an admonition of hers as I pocketed the tiny basalt bowl in which she had started the sacred plant. I wanted to put the bowl on the mantle as a remembrance, though in my mind was one of her last sayings: Think before you bring stuff that you don't really need or want into the house. The next morning, out in the field, I felt a rumble like thumder - but there were no clouds. An open yawning crack zigzagged in the ground, spewing smoke. Within a month, the volcano Paracutin had risen 600 feet, covered the house, engulfed the church, and spread lava everywhere. We had our own World War at home.


"I was recently given a giant millipede for my birthday."
by BG

I was recently given a giant millipede for my birthday. How on earth do they expect us to get along? I am going to have to give him away. We just don’t travel in the same circles. I can’t carry the poor guy around with me, and it just won’t work for me to adjust to his method of moving from place to place. Picture the disaster that would occur: Supersonic jet falls from sky upon attempting to airlift Sherman Tank during migration to Central America. It’s just not an option. Next year I will be incognito on my birthday so I won’t run the risk of being put in a similar predicament. I wouldn’t be surprised if the millipede was thinking the same thoughts. It’s his birthday today.


"The project was a smashing success and we all celebrated." 
By AD
The project was a smashing success and we all celebrated it. Having our news magazine published in our small town is big! Where ever you look, you see people reading it – a magazine full of the town’s secret stories, news and art. Everyone is happy – well, almost everyone. An old man is staring at me with hate over the top of his magazine. He doesn’t look happy, maybe because I got him fired. I turned the story of him staying up working all night in the shop to him spending the night with his boss’s daughter! If I knew I would get people fired I would have got Ali the fish merchant fired instead of Alika, the best metalsmith in town who makes the best blades ever. Now its time to move 3 or 4 villages over.


http://www.weather.com/family-kids/family-time/unusual-summer-vacation-20130523
"I'll do as I please," he said, as he walked out the door." 
by CC
Sir George H. L. Bentley and Lady Bently died on August 3, 1987 in an auto accident, and 3 years later were reincarnated in a pair of giraffes born on the estate of his former rival, Sir Roger A. Bulwinkle. For most of their young lives, the giraffes had no memory of their prior life times but retained those tastes and proclivities. One fine morning Glinda Giraff, as she was known to the Bulwinkles, persuaded Smiley Giraff to dine at the Bulwinkle’s Sunday brunch. He stepped through the window to reach the bacon on the sideboard. Glinda said, “Come back here, you know we aren’t built for this anymore!” “I’ll do as I please,” he said, as he walked out the door.