Session November 2 2013

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They proceeded cautiously down the stairwell.
by PV

Dr. Witherspoon and his timorous assistant were ahead of me. I felt great, enervated, yet they proceeded cautiously down the stairwell. I knew Petra's history, so the mysteries were an added benefit, but they shook Dr. Witherspoon's academic heart. This wasn't supposed to happen. God did not play dice with the universe. but apparently he had. The recently excavated room was definitely a surprise, for across the frieze on the wall marched a troop of smurfs, giggling and pointing.



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"This brings up the next question," Norman said. "Why?" by TT

Napoleon and his talking horse Norman were sightseeing. It was Napoleon's day off from conquering Egypt. His soldiers were watching belly dancers and smoking hookahs in Cairo. Nobody knew Napoleon Bonaparte's horse could talk. Napoleon always chose the most gentle horse because Napoleon wasn't a good rider. In fact he didn't like horses, but since Norman spoke French with a British accent - something that Napoleon found rather strange - Napoleon found himself spending more time with Norman than his generals. Napoleon discussed his suspicions of Josephine. He wrote her ever day. She never wrote back. He suspected she had another lover and that is why she was anxious for him to go to Egypt. Norman didn't know Josephine and didn't understand why Napoleon was jealous. He wasn't about to blow his cover with Napoleon. So he asked what Napoleon would do next. "I think I'll blow the nose off the Sphinx."  "This brings up the next question," Norman said. "Why?"



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 "Who could have foreseen it? None of them wanted to take responsibility."
by RMAF

I just don't understand it. Last night we saw six people out here with shovels. But what did they do with all the sand and stone? Who could have foreseen it? None of them sleeping and snoring under the arch this morning with their worn down shovels laying alongside of them wanted to take any responsibiity.

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"When the dust cleared, they all saw what had happened."
by CC

Fritz, Waldo and Jurgen stood silently by the pod named Neuberger Station. It had been a rough landing on Titan but the pod survived, and they had avoided the ice volcano, which made everyone happy. But when the dust cleared, they all saw what had happened. They had landed near a large shopping plaza set up by the Titans for offworld visitors. They looked up to see a door open and an arm beckon to them. "Aye, come on up," they heard telepathically. " We have anything you could ever want here." Then they were caught in a tractor beam and hauled up to a MacDonalds.