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by PV
Finding the signal location was not easy, but they had traced it down to this cave in the Himalayas. Twenty four hours had passed since the fax first came through. The fax seemed straightforward, a bit jerky as if it had been sent under duress. The words were misspelled.
"Help mie, I need food and water, have been hier fer dayz. Stupid machine! xxxxx Sorey, bad manners. Please. I be small and hareless - is cold. Sincerely, sincerely, E.T.'s bruther."
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/indiahome/indianews/article-2234862/Tennis-ball-sized-Chinese-UFOs-India-edge.html
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by TNT
I was at the Chinese-Myanmar (Burmese) border. I wanted to take a photo of my step dad Carl in his new outfit. He looked real snazzy and was grinning ear to ear. He looked like a movie star, I thought. He thought so, too, obviously. He was looking around at the other tourists to see them looking at him as he posed. Suddenly a guy in military uniform (maybe a general or higher status) came up to us and told me to quit taking photographs. It wasn't allowed, he said in Burmese. Then a tourist lady rushed up and kissed the Oriental general knocking off his hat. His hat hit her in the eye. Her right eye bothered her more than her left but she said she could live with it. The general tried to grab my camera but being short I held it up above his head. We laughed at that. He became really angry then and yelled at us in some Oriental language. He sounded like Donald Duck, and maybe we were stoned but it was hilarious. They tried to throw us in jail with the lady who kissed the general (the one with the black eye) until I explained that my step father was a famous TV actor and I was a lawyer.
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http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/toy-story/images/33230429/title/strange-things-photo
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by RMAF
Toy Story
The Tinker Toy Twins loved to jump out of their storage cylinder whenver their boy owner left his room for school or went to bed for the night. The Tinker Toy Twins were ruffians, they would sock and box, they would slip and hit, they would romp and stomp until the moment the boy came through the door or woke up from sleeping. Then the Tinker Toy Twins would freeze, still and silent, to play the ruse of being wooden toys. Due to all the yelling and fighting, they both felt like they'd aged a hundred years since yesterday morning.
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"She had mixed feelings about going home too early."
by BG
She had mixed feelings about going home too early. There was so much to do and she didn't want to leave the others with all the clean-up work. On the other hand, she had calculated and knew it would be the day, so she didn't want to miss getting home to see. Her conscience got the better of her so she stayed a little while longer and did a few more chores around the butterfly conservatory. She was by far the most conscientious of her fellow biologists. They always seemed to expect her to do more than her share when they completed a project. This time she had her own side project and was anxious to see the outcome, so she did leave to get home. However, when she got there she wasn't early - she was late. Her project had already made its transformation. It became a bizarre-looking moth, not a butterfly.
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by CC
She decided she wanted to be a nun when she was three. Her parents, who had a bizarre sense of humor, disapproved. They were practising Pagans and cound not grasp how their liberally raised daughter would gravitate to a rigid schedule, uncomfortable clothing and a loss of personal identity. But she grew up, never wavering in her decision, and the day came when she would take her place in the convent. Lulu got out of the car and walked away into her new life as Sister Debbie. Lulu McPhulu hated her name, but "Sister Debbie" was what they called her and she couldn't change it.
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| http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/eascfa/feminist_art_base/gallery/Nancy_Floyd.php?i=2551 |
by AD
Formerly of Mars, Vaulon Dkdk Stenpil always introduced himself as Albanian to spare his listeners, and was quite surprised when, even though he had been on earth for only two weeks, he had a date with the woman named Aria, an army recruiter. She was really nice for a carbon-based lower life form. We went out and had a normal earthling date - dinner, movies, a drive. I was surprised and nervous when after this date she took me to her home and told me to wait outside her room for a minute. Then she told me to come in and she was holding a rifle. Why? I asked. She told me, "You are an alien and I hate aliens. My father Estiban was an alien."
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