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“It happened one night while they were sleeping.”
By RC
It happened one night while they were sleeping. The city
had gone to sleep with a serene moon in the sky and lots of stars—the air was
surprisingly clear. This alone should have alerted someone that the fabric of
the universe was stretched in certain parts, at least that part of it where
they existed. This had happened before. Some of the old men and women recalled
the visitor they had had so long ago. One moment he had not been there, the
next he had. He had caused quite a disturbance for their society for the short
time he had been there.
Things had not changed so much since then, although they
had a more technological society: cars, boats, tree-lined streets—all that sort
of thing. But it was still upsetting to get up in the morning, look out the
window, or go for a stroll with the kids—perhaps a drive—and see that...that
creature in the lake. The society had advanced weapons now too, but who could
think of using them for this situation? They said later that this had not
happened before. First of all, it was a male then. He did relieve himself on a
few of their buildings, but this was entirely different. She was stark, raving naked and actually bathing in the lake, as if
she was at home in her tub! Fortunately, only her knees and the top part of her
head were above water, and the town council immediately ordered all the
children and everyone not absolutely essential indoors.
Lilliput had some experience with this kind of thing, so
the firemen immediately went for the ropes, to haul the giant woman out of the
lake. They, at least, were looking forward to their distasteful job.
•••
“He thought about going back to school, then decided he was
too old.”
By CC
Dieter was at a crossroads. He was suspended from his job at
the sausage factory for being too inventive with his casings. He thought it
showcased his creative ability, and was astounded when they reacted so strongly
to his use of women’s nylons instead of the disgusting biological things he was
supposed to use. Well, it was time to go boating. He always did his best
thinking on the water. It was shocking to go bare-legged anymore but the day
was warm and nobody would notice his hairy pale legs, so he peeled off his
nylons and found a pair of shorts. Then he went down to the Rhine and fired up
the motorboat. He headed out onto the river.
He had been motoring for about half an hour before he saw
her. Lutanan, the Goddess of the Rhine! She was bathing in the river with a
contemplative look. Her stillness and poise reverberated in his heart. He cut
the engine and floated nearby. He thought about going back to school, then
decided he was too old. Lutana would guide him. From her profound poise he got
the impression that he needed to go back to the sausage factory and blow it up.
At first the idea shocked him. Then he decided it was worth the effort. If a
goddess advised it, who was he to question?
After he had done it, the day went down in history. Every
year the city celebrated Bratwurst Day, the day when cooked bratwurst had
rained down like manna across the entire village. Nobody knew that Dieter was
responsible, but he didn’t mind: He got a pension like all the rest of the
sausage factory workers, and lived the rest of his life happily cross dressing.
***
"The bear shook their tent violently as they tried to load the shotgun."
by PV
Well, they thought, just more improbables. I thought the liberty statue was more upstanding, but it's not here now. The French, distressed over her condition, came up with something somewhat relevant in style - or perhaps the Reubens, so famous for her voluptuous, gay, brightly dressed young women. There was a Russian circus bear in town that apparently understood quite well their disparaging remarks. Their friends were safe in their boat but they stupidly thought to hide in their tent. The was no dim-eyed bear and even with a muzzle was some beast to argue with. The bear shook their tent violently as they tried to load the shotgun.
***
"Darling," she called from the kitchen. "Do you want to invite the Smiths tonight?"
by BG
The Jones were going to barbecue later on. Janie was putting the finishing touches on the meal they had planned earlier. The meat was in the marinade, the salads were complete and in the fridge, and she had just wrapped the garlic bread in foil. Her husband Roy was on the patio arranging his supplies near the grill.
"Darling," she called from the kitchen. "Do you want to invite the Smiths tonight?" He thought about it for a moment. They were really nice folks and they were kind of fun to include at a gathering. However, as he glanced across to the park adjacent to their back yard and saw Mrs. Smith sunbathing in the lake, he had to veto the invite.
"I'm sorry, honey, we just don't have the cash to run out and pick up an extra side of beef to feet Betty & Bob. We can invite them when we do our annual bathtub of spaghetti night."
***
"Ricardo ran down the stairs so quickly that he slipped and fell, knocking himself senseless."
by GS
Ricardo ran down the stairs so quickly that he slipped and fell, knocking himself senseless. When he woke up he found himself floating on a tube in the lake, not too far from a giant woman taking a bath. There were gawkers watching from their boat and lots of others along the shore. Ricardo was extremely befuddled. He had no idea how he had gotten into the lake blocks from his apartment, but figured there had to be a logical explanation. He swam over to the woman and started asking questions. It turned out that she, too, had no idea how she got there or why she was so large. Her attitude was relaxed and accepting, not worrying about finding logical explanations. They decided to go for a cup of coffee to discuss their predicament, if that's what it was. Finding a suitable coffee house for a giant proved insurmountable so they settled on picking up some wine and sitting in the park. After a suitable interlude, Ricardo felt emboldened and suggested they explore their sexual urges. A crowd quickly gathered to watch their antics. Soon the police arrived and dragged Ricardo to the squad car. Along the way Ricardo tripped on the curb and knocked himself senseless. When he woke up he found himself alone at the bottom of his stairs. He was extremely befuddled again.
***
"He had never kept livestock before and had many worried nights."
by TNT
The Giantess in the River
They looked at her - she looked at them. "What are you doing in our river, Mademoiselle?" they gasped.
"Well, I'm bathing of course! The Olympic Piscene wasn't quite big enough for me."
"But, Mademoiselle - you can't use the Seine to bathe in - it isn't sanitary!"
"The river is full of mud and debris," she conceded. but after I wash my hair with my ten gallons of shampoo, I think it will smell a lot better."
The French people in the boat sniffed disapprovingly. This was highly irregular. There must be a law against giantesses bathing in the Seine. The man lived downstream and had a dairy farm. He was worried about the water quality. He didn't think her shampoo would agree with his cows. He had never kept livestock before and had many worried nights. Now there was something to really worry about.
The lady - his wife - was a prude and didn't think it proper for naked giantesses to use the river to bathe in. When the giant stood up, she would be naked and taller than the Arc de Triumph or Eiffel Tower. Just imagine the traffic - the screeching tires, peugeots bumping into taxis bumping into citroens - as they viewed the Mademoiselle standing up.
"Mademoiselle?" she asked. "Do you have a towel?"
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