Session Jun 15 2013



http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/51-weird-motorcycles.htm

 "He was disappointed but philosophical about the outcome."
by CC

Horst militarized everything. From his Krupps coffeepot to camo print underwear, he celebrated War. But Horst also had a secret: He could not kill. If he ran over a bunny in the road, he would sit in his study weeping for hours. One day he considered giving up his automobile altogether and riding a bike instead. Perhaps he could trick it out to resemble a tank, and strike fear in the heart of passing citizenry whilst sparing road-crossing rodents from a brutal death. On his first trip out, a squirrel flung itself beneath his treads and expired with a loud squeak. Horst felt a tear come to his eye but realized some things were just beyond his control. He was disappointed but philosophical about the outcome.



http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20110401/old_people_25.jpg

 "They also enjoy the odd nibble at the bed clothes, in fact anything hanging over the edge of the bed is at risk."
By GS

The doorbell was unexpected since I rarely see visitors, and the woman standing there in her bizarre costume was even more unexpected. She explained that she was my new neighbor directly across the street and had some questions. It seems she encountered some unusual pests in the house, little furry creatures which ate voraciously, and she wondered if they were all over the neighborhood or only in her house. Since they had also eaten her everyday clothes she had been reduced to wearing an old Halloween costume that had been locked in a trunk, thus explaining her appearance. She also reported that they enjoy the odd nibble at the bed clothes, in fact anything hanging over the dge of the bed is at risk. I had no prior knowledge of such pests and gave her the number for the local exterminator, but I think I now know why the prior tenant had vacated so suddenly with no notice. Should I start worrying about my possessions as well? This could be the start of a real epidemic!

http://74211.com/interesting-wallpaper-of-a-black-greedy-pug/

"All I have left is this photo."
By PV

When Zeke looked at the treat, he eyed it dubiously and with some trepidation. His vacillation must have irritated Sirius in his lofty throne 8 light years away. I could still hear the booming voice and see the walls beginning to crumble in this dog-deigned Jericho. I fled out, up the grassy fields paced by my frantic neighbors as their homes collapsed into giant piles of dust. About Zeke, I don't know. I've told him repeatedly that his pickiness would lead to the end of the world, but I still love him. All I have left is this photo.




http://www.bubblews.com/news/206623-some-interesting-facts-about-our-life

 "We finally had to admit he lacked all self control."
by RMAF

We finally had to admit he lacked all self control. Wisdom flew away in his life. He loved playing the piano so much he forgot to go home to his wife and children, he forgot to go to his job, he forgot to pay his bills. He forgot to comb his hair and brush his teeth. Finally, the night of the full moon came. It illuminated his life. By heart he played "By the Light of the Silvery Moon," "Moon Over Glocca Mora" and "There's a Moon Out Tonight." We can't all be good at everything. Personally, I love music. Music, to me, is more important than the boring, repetitious responsibilities of life.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/dayanne/interesting-combination-34bm

"In our increasingly graceless culture, where can we find the motivation to give?
By AD

In our increasingly graceless culture, where can we find the motivation to give? It seems like mankind lives in only a take and receive greedy time. Why are we like this? Why can't we help each other without expecting anything in return? I helped a woman walk her dog today - was I expecting anything like her talking to me, or was I doing this to try to give people the motivation to give?





http://www.empowernetwork.com/kishascott/businessontheinternet/29140-interesting-business-image/

 "What lies above you, calling to your spirit?"
By AD

What lies above you, calling to your spirit? Is it the moon, the stars or god? What calls to you, makes you who you are, gives you your feelings of joy, sadness and love? What gives you the courage to do things, the strength to push through? What gives me the courage and strength, what lifts my spirits, are the spirits of the ones below me as I walk on the border of life and death.